Comedic Top 5

By the way, where da hell are the women on your list Michael? By the way, YOURE WELCOME!

After that comment, I have to deliver- for my own species. So this list is dedicated to the ladies. Holler! (I just said that last thing out loud in the most ridiculously sarcastic Gwen Stefani voice ever. And I was stomping. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.)

1. Tina Fey is pretty much the queen of funny in my very humble and not very funny opinion. So this number 1 might not make sense to a lot of people. Of course, those people are going straight to hell.
2. Amy Poehler- More because of Mean Girls than SNL and more because of Baby Mamma than anything else (IMDB that shit.)
3. Parker Posey- 99.9% of people won't get this choice. That's because 99.9% of people aren't Liza Shore. That also means that Liza Shore is only .1% of a person.
4. Kristin Wiig- She is the gem of the current season of SNL. If you ever meet my sister, ask her to do the Target skit. Seriously, ask her. You'll pee in your pants. (Maybe that was just me. Just me? Ok.)
5. Rachel Dratch- I'm well aware of the fact that choosing Rachel Dratch as my number 5 means I just chose 4 out of 5 top comedic women of all time who happen to have been members of SNL within the past five years. But just remember- I chose Parker Posey too. Explain THAT.